my sounds
emptynose.wav--- "By God, I empty my nose in your general direction."
Just me being weird.
letmeto.wav---"Let me to hump you."
heh... yeah.
scuseme.wav---"Excuse me while I... cackle insanely."
Again... no real explanation for that one.
kellitime.wav---"Kids, grab the phuggage, it's Kelli time!"
Inside joke. But I sound unusually... jolly.
jibbajabba.wav---"Ain't got time for the jibba jabba!"
My little Mr. T impression...
jolly.wav---"What do I look like to you? The jolly green giant?"
One of my angrier sounds.
butthat.wav---"Have you seen my butt hat by any chance?"
Another inside joke...
gogetem.wav---"Go get 'em, phugger."
Inside thing, but funny nonetheless.
kink.wav---"Kinky..."
I dunno...
deargo.wav---"Dear go! It was unwithstandable! Dammit! But did I cry? NO! I held it in like a man...A MAN!"
Quoting Kelli...
bloodygasp.wav--- "And what to my eyes did appear... but a bloody gasp!...gash?... and a gash too! yes my friends a gash!"
Again, quoting Kelli.
chief.wav---"Count me in, chief."
Yet again with the Kelli quotes.
hooha.wav---"Hooha... hooha I say!"
Another insider.
quasipoof.wav---"Are you really poofed this time, Kelli? Are you quasipoofed? Not poofed enough? Is it a poofed petting zoo?"
Trying to keep Kelli from leaving.
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kelli sounds
cheep.wav--- *Kelli making her chirp noise."
I just like this sound. It's so Kellish.
hehehehehehehe.wav--- *Kelli's chipmunk laughter."
This one makes me smile.
illmakeyou.wav---"I'll make you speak in tongues." (chipmunk style)
heh... yes.
jollyfatman.wav---"I am a jolly fat man!" (chipmunk)
I just like that.
letmetohimpyew.wav---"Let me to hump you." (chipmunk)
heeeh.... yesh.
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movie sounds
Alice in Wonderland
2dayslow.wav---"Oh I'm so late, I'm so very very late!... Well no wonder you're late! Why this clock is exactly 2 days slow!"
trouble.wav---"See all the trouble you've started?"
trobling.wav---"Something seems to be troubling you... won't you tell us all about it?"
offheads.wav---"OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!"
subject.wav---"I have an excellent idea... let's change the subject."
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Austin Powers
getarise.wav---"I'm just trying to get a rise out of you, that's all. For shits and giggles."
animals.wav--- "I like animals, maybe I'd be a vet... An evil vet?... No, maybe like work in a petting zoo...An evil petting zoo?...You always do that!"
bitehard.wav---"I won't bite... hard."
needinfo.wav---"Throw me a frickin' bone here... I'm the boss... need the info..."
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Grease
whatnot.wav---"That's cool, baby. I mean you know how it is... rockin' and rollin' and... what not."
parade.wav---"Ladies and gentlemen! Dingleberries on parade!"
rulskool.wav--- "Well here we are again.... But this time we're seniors... And we're gonna rule the school...Jan, that is so adolescent...We are adolescent.... We don't have to flaunt it..."
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As Good As It Gets
bettrman.wav---"Pay me a compliment, Melvin. I need one.... You make me wanna be a better man..."
bignoses.wav---"Appetites aren't as big as your noses, eh?"
boyfrend.wav--- "Why can't I just have a normal boyfriend? Why? Just a regular boyfriend who doesn't go nuts on me?!....Everybody wants that dear, it doesn't exist."
crotch.wav---"People who talk in metaphors oughta shampoo my crotch."
musttry.wav---"Must try other people's clean silverware as part of the fun of dining out."
oneeye.wav---"I'm afraid he might pull the stiff one eye one me... I'm sorry, the "stiff one eye"?"
stories.wav---"Some of us have great stories, pretty stories that take place at lakes with boats, and friends, and... noodle salad. Just no one in this car...but, alot of people... that's their story. Good times; noodle salad. What makes it so hard is not that you had it bad, but that you're that pissed that so many others had it good."
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A Christmas Story
oldsman.wav---"Some men are Baptist, others Catholics, my father was an Oldsmobile man."
armsdown.wav---"I CAN'T PUT MY ARMS DOWN!"
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Monty Python
fart_direction.wav---"I fart in your general direction!
herring.wav---"You must cut down the mightiest tree in the forrest with a herring!
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Toy Story
toy.wav---"YOU ARE A TOY!"
toystory.wav---"Look I'm a cowboy. Howdyhowdyhowdy.
toystory2.wav--"There seems to be no sign of intelligent life anywhere."
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So I Married An Axe Murderer
boogie.wav---"I like the night life... I like to boogie."
justnakd.wav---"I was just naked just then... very nude.."
pantsnow.wav---"Heed! Pants! Now!"
papernow.wav---"Heed! Paper! Now! Move that mound of yours and get the paper if you can. Haulin' that gargantuan cranium about. I'm not kiddin', that boy's head's like Sputnik; spherical, but quite pointy at parts. That was offside, wasn't it? He'll be cryin' himself to sleep tonight on his huge pillow."
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random sounds
raven.wav---"What about me?! What about Raven?!"
billy.wav---"OH BILLY!"
cgshow.wav---"Well, look who decided to show!"
pooh.wav---"Oh yes, I'm rumbly in my tumbly."
dad_dam.wav---"Dammit, Daria, that's it! What am I? Made of money?"
wellspe.wav---"Rosebud...yes... Rosebud Frozen Peas...full of country goodness and green peaness...wait, that's terrible. I quit. Just a handful for the road. Oh what luck! There's a french fry stuck in my beard. Oh yeah."
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